LESSON 101 ON DATING A MARRIED KENYAN MAN

Before I go on, you must know that I will not pretend it does not happen. It's a dogs life, their wives do not like it, their husbands love it. We live in a society that’s full of mistresses, so this goes out to all the ladies who agree to this moral bankruptcy, if the title of this blog offends you, this is the time to stop reading it. Don’t shoot the mistress, she does not owe allegiance to you.

LESSON NO. 1….DO NOT FALL IN LOVE

· Know your priorities and stick with them. Good sex, lots of fun, shopping, travelling…in whichever order, but please, don’t fall in love, unless you are ready for a major heartbreak.

LESSON NO.2….UP YOUR GAME
· You must be what he has been dreaming of in bed, resource is overwhelming! Google, Cosmo, dig in!!!!I heard this from a group of men I met in a Nairobi club.” You can never get good head at home, so I might as well learn to dance, am parked at a good spot downstairs”. Enough said.

LESSON NO. 3….NUMBERS DO MATTER.
· You are the mistress, not the wife. She is number one, you are number 2. He does not owe you his time, his money, or his love, though he will want to spend most of those with you, but don’t expect a call once he gets home, “got here well, it was great”, if he does it’s a bonus.

LESSON NO. 4……THIS WAY OUT DRAMA MAMA
· You are not his wife; he gets the drama at home with madam dear, if you can’t help it, then you are wife material, leave and find a man to marry you. Your role as a mistress is to spoil him, shower him with praise, enjoy his presence and let him know it; you are his number one fan, and sometimes this will come back in four fold! No screaming when he does not call, take it like a lady, ignore it.

LESSON NO.5…..HIS NEW TITLE…MR. DIAL
· Getting caught means many times the end. So leave this to him, do not call, do not text, let him have the upper hand.

LESSON NO.6….. THE 50 MILE RULE
· Don’t call his wife, even if she works in your office, don’t look for her, delete her number from your phone, so you don’t do a drunk and dial. She is none of your business, and he will not leave her, and tracking her down won’t help you. Stay away from Madam dear!

LESSON NO. 7….GET A LIFE
· You will get lonely, a lot. Find a hobby, join a club, get fun stuff to do over the weekends when he is most likely will be with his family.